Here I sit, on my day off.

And I have the desire to tell all those people out in the world what really goes at a restruant when your server leaves your table, and heads to the back. How we make fun of our guests. If you're easily offended, you can pretty much just leave now.

The Frequent Aborters Club.

So this girl I work with, who I shall call "Whore", (Love you Whore!) carries around a pen from a womans clinic. She calls it her abortion pen. When asked how she got it, our friend The Great North American Douche says, "Oh she's part of The Frequent Aborters Club. Get five done, and you get a free pen."

A little break to tell you about Whore. She is the most inappropriate, and offensive female I have ever met. I say that in a good way. These are virtues to be nurtured. I love her for it, and hope to have her man-butt-babies one day.

Shortly thereafter she lost her pen. When I inquired as to where the pen went, and why she couldn't get another one, she said "Oh it wore out."

I don't think she was talking about the pen.