Are You Fucking Serious?

I saw some dumbass with one too many chromosomes standing the bathroom hallway today, leaning into our mirror, and popping his zits. WHAT THE FUCK? At a restaurant? Who the hell does that? It's not like it's hidden, anyone could see him.

And while I'm at it:

I don't mind cleaning up after babies, and small children. That's fine.

But I have to ask the question when I see shit all over the floor, liquid all over the table.. "Do you people eat like this at home?"

I'm sure some of them do, but I'm also sure that the majority is thinking "Oh someone else is cleaning it up, I'ma be a slob." I mean, cleaning up your shit is my job, but it just amazes me how disgusting some people can be.

We need a 12-Step program for this:

"Hello, my name is Quynlan, and I work in a restruant that panders to the lowest common denominator of the human race."

I think I'm going to go cut my wrists with one of our steak knives now. Gsus Krist.