I've oft considered creating bingo cards for work. I'll call it Freakshow bingo.
It would look something like this:

Work is like a midway freakshow. You see the strangest fucking things. Sometimes you swear that the parents at your table are related. Sometimes you know that guy who just said hello to you is wearing more makeup than your entire female staff, and he just thinks you're adorable.
It's enough to drive a server insane, and we will frequently retreat to the alley to joke about them, cry about them, or lament to the Great Organizing Principle of the Universe, "WHY ME!?"
So, I think Freakshow Bingo is the perfect way for us to keep our sanity, and have a little bit of fun at your expense.
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