Conversation that occured yesterday: (Slight author's liberties taken, due to fuzzy memory)
GNAD: I just can't get laid.
Whore: You could always try a nugget.
Me: Yeah, a nugget is probably your best bet. They can't run away.
GNAD: Yup, and if you flip them on their stomach, you don't have to hear them scream at you either.
We're all going to hell.
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