Biff-- Musclebound pretty boy, who spends all his time playing video games and masturbating to animal porn.
Another conversation had a few nights ago:
Biff: You remember that old game, don't break the ice?
Me: I remember that old game, don't break the rubber. I used to play it at my gramma's house.
Me: . . .
Me: Well, not AT my gramma's house . . .
Biff: I used to play that game at your gramma's house.
Me: Sweet Jesus, Biff
Biff: Nah, I'm just kidding. I never used a rubber with your gramma.
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